tinarannosaurus:

"I’ve been waiting to hear those words all my life, Tina."

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sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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extraordinary-british-gentleman:

weedhitler:

fun prank: replace your kid’s weed with opposite weed so when they smoke it it makes them go to business school and get a degree in lawyer

Ah yes a degree in lawyer.

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mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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dehaans:

middle aged white males should strive to be more like mark ruffalo

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truthmeltingmagic:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

I WAS SO HAPPY until that last song. i hate that it will go down in history as a “pop hit”

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cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

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Chicago ~ 29/8

surprisedbitch:

*gets 50 notes on a text post*

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